I'm not gonna lie, the internet scares me a wee bit.
Just recently I noticed that the ads on many pages seem to stalk my movements.
If I go virtual window shopping apparently it knows exactly where I went and what for, and it doesn't forget.
At this point, I'm pretty sure that the internet qualifies as a living, breathing thing.
And I'm not talking about your typical family pet, but an exotic creature ready to consume you (and your credit) at a moment's notice.
I've seen I, Robot, people.
If I didn't have faith in Will Smith's ability to save the human race, I would be completely freaking out right now.
Plus, my obssession with the internet is such that I probably won't be parting with it anytime soon.
Like I said, I'm not going to lie.