Please pass the Kleenex.

I wish I had something intelligent, witty, or creative for you today.

Instead I have a cold. Luckily for me, my life is such that it really doesn't matter that my day has been completely unproductive.

I'll map out the day to illustrate what 'unproductive' means in this case.

10:45 a.m. - I wake up.
11:30 a.m. - I actually get out of bed. Impressive, I know.
11:45 a.m. - I consume meal #1.
12:00 p.m. - I turn on the TV.
2:00 p.m. - I turn off the TV and eat meal #2.
2:30 p.m. - I read.
4:30 p.m. - I cuddle with the dog.
5:00 p.m. - I take a bath.
6:00 p.m. - I eat meal #3.
6:30 p.m. - I turn on the TV. And haven't left my seat since.

It's a good thing I am not actually working right now, just training on my own time.

Now excuse me while I get back to my TV watching.