I have recently stumbled upon an excellent and fool-proof diet method.
Or rather, my brother has.
Listen closely, take notes, etc. because once I write my book about it, you won't be able to get this advice for free.
Because it is that good.
Ready? Here it is:
Get really bad tonsillitis, have your tonsils out, and then (*ta da*) you'll lose approximately 20 lbs. in 3 weeks.
And (hopefully) when I write that you can see the ridiculousness of using sickness as a diet measure.
No one would choose that, right?!
Yet people try other equally unsafe and absurd options.
You know what would really make sense, to just eat grapefruit for a week. That would be really good for my body.
Now I'm not a dietician or a nutritionist (although I did take nutrition back when I was playing basketball and could eat a million calories a day without a problem--the class was a little lost on me), but one thing I have picked up over the years is the importance of a balanced diet.
That's why I stick to the main food groups: cookies, bread, cheese and peanut butter.
What can I say? I'm the epitome of health and wellness.
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