Your timing couldn't be worse.
I don't know if you realize or not, but there are A LOT of important things for me to watch. Like the NBA Playoffs and the Grey's Anatomy finale.
But no. You had to go and freak out yesterday night, and now no one can come and fix you until Monday sometime.
This is not acceptable.
If my parents didn't have a two-year contract, our relationship would be over. Instead, we are no longer on speaking terms.
I want you to think about what you've done. It is my God-given, American right to watch TV, and I want to exercise it.
It's my satellite and I want it now!
A TV Junkie