If I was asleep

I woke up sometime before 6 this morning to a dog scratching on my door.

Next thing I know, I'm chasing the other dog outside across the cold, wet grass to get a loaf of bread back.

Thanks to my spidey-sense, the bread escaped serious injury.

Now it's two hours before I had planned on getting up and Dog#1 who woke me up to begin with is snoozing contentedly at the end of my end. Dog#2 is sleeping on the couch.

I am wide awake trying to pass the time on the internet.

If I end up making any purchases this morning, I am blaming the dogs.